Oct
15
now, this may seem a little odd. me (who can not vote) telling you (who can) to go vote. but, yes that is what i am doing. i could say that i do not care who you vote for, but i do. more importantly is that you take the opportunity to vote.
ok, that was the public service announcement…on to the more classic kendy rhetoric
i’ve seen a few of the debates this 2008 election season and one thing continues to cross my mind. why it is that john mccain looks like his face is frozen, or better yet like that commercial where they stick someone else’s mouth onto the little kid (but the kid is significantly cuter than mccain). i’m just not sure what it is, but he is a cross between a ventriloquist doll and a puppet. that right eyebrow won’t go down, he blinks more than every second (i remember that i only did that when i am intoxicated and trying to focus on something important…like walking, or breathing, or not seeming like a dumbass). best of all, his face seems to be locked in a permanent position where his bottom jaw is the only movable part. somehow the flaps of skin under his chin move too, but that is irrelevant. to add insult to injury his arms don’t seem to have much mobility and any physical movement at all seems awkwardly complicated.
not that any of this bears relevance on whether or not he would make a good president. but since i can’t vote why talk about the issues like everyone else…