Archive for the ‘looking for love’ Category

so, i work at barnes and noble cafe.  it is often an entertaining and amusing job, but not for conventional reasons.  on occasion, however, an attractive patron ventures through the doors and lingers long enough for us to admire.  such an occasion has been happening more frequently (a sole patron).  ...
Personals Advertisement dating is just like a job search, it is not a numbers game (this is not vegas) the more applications you send out will not determine the call backs you get.  don't waste your time or mine if you are not qualified for the position. Job Description: Seeking intellectual, confident, ...

Oct

05

I sat this morning thinking about some of the greatest love stories of all time. Yes, I know I am such a romantic. Some of the greatest literature was written to express love as an exploration of the deepest emotion. This poem reflects the kind of love ...
i am amused daily as i scroll through craigslist looking at what people post.  i have to admit that i never thought i would come across what i found today. I hear your looking for Mr. Right? I know the two of you have been looking for each other - but many ...
Below is my newly created dating application. There are two options... A) STD (Standard Time-wasting Date): Proof that you have enough money to pay for dinner at a popular national chain restaurant that uses real silverware where we talk about superficial things. B) LTR (Lifetime To Recover): Now, if you are ...
i was recently described as being "refreshingly traditional" and it made me ponder how refreshing traditionalism can be.  all the new hollywood tweens are declaring their determination to refrain from sex until marriage. (i feel a wave of young marriages coming soon) seriously, it's true. i am very traditional in ...
i have come to the realization that i sought pain under the misguided notion that it is a prerequisite for becoming an artist a deep, pensive, brooding artist teetering between madness and love seeking only to be madly loved wanting an art which consumes and devours reflecting a love that faithfully endures... (so far that's all i had ...
this morning i decided to try something new, craigslist personals...i figured it costs nothing so it would be better than paying for any of the other websites. anyway, i posted an interesting add detailing my fabulous qualities and got a a lot of responses.  there was one incredibly interesting one that ...

Aug

13

i'm having some issues with completing my application for Arranged Marriage. i have to compile a 3-5 minute video about myself. the instructions on the website are to... be creative, have fun, and show us what makes you, YOU!!! Don't be anyone other than yourself, but make us fall in ...
well, it was actually a voicemail, but that's just semantics. anyway...after filling out the bio info for the new reality show "Arranged Marriage" on Lifetime, i got a phone call today from one of their casting reps.  i'm tempted to believe that such a quick response might be because they are ...